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WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO BE A PREPPER TOO?

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EMPs, Nukes, Car Trouble, Winter Storm, Hurricane, Tornado, Rolling Black Out, Mother-in-Law… and of course,

ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!

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    Survival Satchel

    $55

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    Apocalypse Pack - The ultimate bug out bag

    $75

    $100 for the pet add-on

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    Coming Soon - Zombie Preparedness Course

    $25

  • EDC Car Kit

    (Almost) Everything you need if you get stranded on the road.

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